lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

(via stupidgroot)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget, via laughbitches)

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

(via teenage-fantasy-wasteland)

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

(Source: iamnevertheone, via chrispratti)

mylifeaspeach:

trustmytantrums:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM

Romania.

mylifeaspeach:

trustmytantrums:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM

Romania.

(via teenage-fantasy-wasteland)

"Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again." - Zelda Williams

(Source: theroning, via silent-movie)

hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

(via silent-movie)

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck, via silent-movie)

Little Groot dancing

(Source: thorxodinsons, via age-of-the-fangirl)

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse, via justalittledisneygirl)

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

(via silent-movie)